1) “But you don’t look sick”
Responses:
a. “And you don’t look stupid. Oh well, guess we were both wrong.”
b. “What exactly does sick look like?”
2) “Aren’t you kind of young to be using a wheel chair, walker, cane, etc.”
Responses:
a. “Aren’t you kind of young to be so ignorant?”
b. “It’s a new fashion trend. It’s all the rage in London. It must not have made it to America yet.”
3) “You just want attention.”
Responses:
a. “Yes because having to find handicap accessible entrances/exits is so much fun. So is fainting. I really recommend it.”
b. “There are easier ways to get attention. Like being a mean girl/boy for example.”
4) “You sure do sleep a lot. You should try to get out and do stuff more.”
Responses:
a. “Why do you think I’m so pretty? Because I get my beauty sleep. Maybe you should try it sometime.”
b. “Well as Twitter says; sleep and Netflix are bae.”
5) “Why aren’t you better yet?”
Responses:
a. “I’m a method actor and I have an audition for Red Band Society coming up.” b. “What part of chronic do you not understand? Go pick up a dictionary.”
I hope you liked these and found them useful, or at least funny! If you have any more or better ones post them in the comments :)
Xoxo,
Sick Chick